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Aug 16, 2007 | 8:07 PM PST
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Pericles Cici Burnett Spielberg, LOOP, REDNECK
ZOMBIES, I
wanna lick Dawn’s sweet ass, I love
Dawn Akemi, Freedom Plaza,
FAIF, Palm Springs
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I fear the end may be near for this site...
If so, I'd like to keep in touch with the cool folks I've met here.
My email: ezosso@gmail.com.
Hope you hear from you!
SallySue?? Al Letson?? Griffy-Griffs?? Y'all around here any more??
Melodie
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Aug 16, 2007 | 8:25 PM PST
I hope we all keep in touch...
It has been a Wonderful experience.
All the Great Goddesses have been here at OTL.
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videowilliams
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Aug 16, 2007 | 9:21 PM PST
Knowing cici, the next on-line party will be inside that
email account!
So I'm wondering how the end will come for this site. Do you think they'll give
us some warning or just pull the plug one day?
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Aug 17, 2007 | 8:24 AM PST
Thanks, Melodie. This has been a great experience for me
too.
Dave! I'm perfectly happy to host the next on-line party! I'll bring the vodka,
Dawn can bring the martini glasses, and you can bring the... well, you know. (I
projected that punch line so far, I don't even need to say it anymore.)
As for the end... I'm wondering the same thing.
We could create another game show question:
What percentage of OTLers thinks this site will just evaporate one day?
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 11:11 AM PST
Hey Guys...
I forgot to announce my sex change operations, which I, of course, super-sized
... so, with regards to the martini party, I'm afraid I'll have to be the one
to bring the big, honking, ultra satisfying... well, you know... shouldn't have
to explain.
Don't mean to be a show-off... but, ya either got it or ya don't!
As to OTL... I bet it just disappears...
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 11:38 AM PST
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DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 11:41 AM PST
Sure.... anybody can make a cute little picture... but
not everybody is endowed with remarkable features....
looks like you're bringing the martini glasses...
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 11:45 AM PST
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DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 11:48 AM PST
What's this... are you a one-trick pony?
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 11:55 AM PST
No.
8===========================================D
Just hung like one.
(Note to Donna May: that's a penicon.)
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 11:58 AM PST
That's nice, cause with my new endowments, I'm hung like
a horse:
0========================================== \
0========================================== /
Don't worry, the children will still pet you, little pony....
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:09 PM PST
...Um, I think there are laws against that. But being new
to the concept of manhood, I guess you're not across those rules of engagement
yet. The fact is, my swizzle stick's so big it has its own swizzle stick and
even my swizzle stick's swizzle stick is bigger than yours!!!
Illustration to come...
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:12 PM PST
Okay... waiting... but don't hurt yourself!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:13 PM PST
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DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:15 PM PST
I'm sorry, but that's a gross freak of nature... kinda
like a third boob
( . )( . )( . )
How does that turn you on, Dave?
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:22 PM PST
You guys are making me laugh my
big, white, giggly
(_)(_)
off.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:22 PM PST
Maybe that's how Cici and I should refer to you in our
3-ways from now on: the third boob.
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:23 PM PST
Dawn, your three white jigglies turn me on about as much
as Christopher Lee's third nipple did in "The Man With The Golden
Swizzle-Stick".
What turns me on far more is the thought that with both male and female organs
under your belt, you can literally go f*ck yourself!!!
Last edited by videowilliams on August 17th at 12:24 PM.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:23 PM PST
I like it!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:23 PM PST
Cici!!!
The martini party is complete!
Last edited by DawnAkemi on August 17th at 12:24 PM.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:24 PM PST
Dammit! I posted a second too late!
The "I like it!" was referring Dave's new title of Third Boob..
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:25 PM PST
Dave says: "What turns me on far more is the thought
that with both male and female organs under your belt, you can literally go
f*ck yourself!!!"
At least I'll be getting some action, Dave... can you say that?
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:26 PM PST
Unfortunately, I'm neither endowed with a huge or swizzle
stick nor much boobage to speak of....
I got a coupla little olives, though.
Last edited by cici on August 17th at 12:30 PM.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:26 PM PST
Yep... third boob... and about as useful....
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:28 PM PST
Oh Suh-NAP!
Dawn said Dave ain't gettin' any!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:28 PM PST
Cici: "I got a coupla little olives, though."
MmMmmMmm... I love olives... MMmmMmmmMmm!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:28 PM PST
Dawn ejaculated: "At least I'll be getting some
action, Dave... can you say that?"
Dave responds: "And with someone you love as well."
Last edited by videowilliams on August 17th at 12:30 PM.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:29 PM PST
heeheehee...
(blushing)
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:30 PM PST
Dave: "And with someone you love as well."
Cici! I think Dave is talking about Mr. Hand.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:31 PM PST
His girlfriend, Rosie Palmer, perhaps?
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:32 PM PST
You know how sex is like the game of Bridge.... when you
have a good hand, who needs a partner....
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:32 PM PST
I believe in the importance of self-love
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:33 PM PST
Yes, so do I... you have to love yourself well before you
can love others....
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:35 PM PST
The title of this blog:
"Let's Keep in Touch!"
is taking on a whole new meaning...
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:36 PM PST
I shall modify:
You have to touch yourself well before you can touch others.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:39 PM PST
Wise words, indeed, dear Dawn.
Dave will do well to heed them.
Melodie
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:41 PM PST
You guys are having WAY too much funnnnnn.....
HEY>>>I WANNA BE THE THIRD BOOB!!!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:41 PM PST
I think it was Woody Allen who, when asked:
"How did you learn to be such a great lover?"
answered:
"I've been practising a lot on my own."
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:41 PM PST
Shucks Cici! Dave never listens to anything I say... why
start now?
I think its because.....
(ssshhhhhh!)
(whispering)
I'm a girl.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:42 PM PST
Hi Melodie...
Welcome... we can always use another boob!!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:42 PM PST
Hi, Melodie!
Welcome to our martini party! You can certainly be our third boob!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:43 PM PST
Dawn, maybe Dave will listen to you now that you have
your huge swizzle stick
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:44 PM PST
One can hope, Cici...
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:45 PM PST
Of course, he'll have to overcome his penis envy!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:45 PM PST
(For Dawn)
Q:How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with the words "A man once told
me..."
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:46 PM PST
boy, we're getting into some old territory here, Dave.
show us something new!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:46 PM PST
BLEEP Dave,
We had about half a dozen clever things to say before you came of with that
rare pearl....
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DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:48 PM PST
Cici (to Dave): "show us something new!"
Yeah, like your ability to maintain an erection without viagra.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:51 PM PST
8=D
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:53 PM PST
8~~ )
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:54 PM PST
This is a very aggressive three-way... er, four-way...
and Dawn's testosterone is up... I'm beginning to feel like the meat in the
sandwich... the male praying mantis... I think it's time to pull out my secret
weapon...
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:54 PM PST
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
Dawn, that penicon is priceless!
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DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:55 PM PST
Uh, oh, Cici... brace yourself for nothing....
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:56 PM PST
Cici, why thank you... pleasing you is such a joy!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:57 PM PST
Dawn, you tempt me with that ginormous swizzle stick of
yours...
You know, I may want to leave Jimmy at home for my trip to LA.
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:58 PM PST
It's coming...
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 12:58 PM PST
Already???
Last edited by cici on August 17th at 12:59 PM.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 12:59 PM PST
Oh, Cici... don't tease me...
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:00 PM PST
Dave: "It's coming..."
Don't work too hard.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:02 PM PST
Well, if Dave's secret weapon is already coming...
That leaves you and me, Dawn.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:04 PM PST
Jeez... this is like waiting for the second coming of
Christ.... YAWN!!!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:08 PM PST
Here it is:
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cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:09 PM PST
Dave sure likes to work up the anticipation, doesn't he?
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:09 PM PST
Hey Cici.... maybe Dave is sore at us for being so clever
and now he's told us he's got some big secret weapon and that we should
wait.... and wait... and wait... meanwhile, he's gone to bed!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:11 PM PST
That would be pretty bleeping clever on his part then.
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:12 PM PST
I think you're both wonderful.
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:12 PM PST
There.
A sincere heartfelt compliment.
Didn't see that comin' did ya?
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:13 PM PST
huh? I'm confused.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:13 PM PST
This event he's working us up to, with all its ancillary
anticipation, better not look like premature ejaculation.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:15 PM PST
Dave: "Didn't see that comin' did ya?"
Nope... Not THAT.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:16 PM PST
I think Dave's getting soft in his old age....
Last edited by DawnAkemi on August 17th at 1:18 PM.
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:17 PM PST
Aw, my secret weapon looked better with all these girly
love hearts around it but the system wouldn't print them... Gosh, you girls
have beaten me down.
You win the last word.
I guess Dawn's swizzlestick really IS bigger than mine. And cici's too.
I'll have to be your beeyatch.
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cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:18 PM PST
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O--------------// ''''''''''''''''\;;;;;
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:19 PM PST
8~~ > o____
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:20 PM PST
I've always wanted a beeatch boy.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:21 PM PST
You're right, Dawn...
your penicon is more accurate.
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:24 PM PST
Be nice to me.
It's my birthday.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:24 PM PST
Awwww, dang Dave.... I hate to see you so downtrodden.
Here, lemme work that up for you:
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:24 PM PST
I think I need a new swizzle stick.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:25 PM PST
Happy Birthday, DAVE!!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:25 PM PST
Sh$t... my thing didn't work!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:26 PM PST
Your thing didn't work??
Must be the theme for today.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:27 PM PST
Yes, its a Birthday Martini Party!!!
Last edited by DawnAkemi on August 17th at 1:28 PM.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:27 PM PST
Dave,
I didn't know it was your birthday... Otherwise I would have thrown a new
swizzle stick into that package I just mailed you today.
Last edited by cici on August 17th at 1:28 PM.
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:28 PM PST
Thank you, cici!
And thank you, Dawn- you read my mind-
O======================================= \
\
]DAVE'S NEW EXTRA BIG ASS JUMBO SWIZZLE STICK
/
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YAAAAAY!!!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:29 PM PST
To be very festive, Cici, you should have sent him a
drink umbrella....
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:30 PM PST
Excellent idea!
Dave, look for your gifts in your next OTL mailing.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:30 PM PST
Dave:
O======================================= \
\
]DAVE'S NEW EXTRA BIG ASS JUMBO SWIZZLE STICK
/
O======================================= /
Oh, goodie... I got you worked up afterall... I'm pretty special that way....
Last edited by DawnAkemi on August 17th at 1:31 PM.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:33 PM PST
Dawn's special in all kinds of ways!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:35 PM PST
Cici, Dawn, I'm touched.
Which brings us right back to the title of this blog!
...So do we get to have a cigarette now?
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:35 PM PST
Awwww, shucks Cic....
(blush)
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:35 PM PST
Dawn's got a way with swizzle sticks, drink umbrellas,
and even little olives.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:36 PM PST
It's as good a time as any to light up!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:37 PM PST
Dang, Cici... now I need a cigarette,,,
(crimson)
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:38 PM PST
ffffffftttt! (inhaling)
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:38 PM PST
you can take a puff off of mine....
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:39 PM PST
Oh Cici... I'll smoke your cigarette any day...
(wink, wink)
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:40 PM PST
Smokin' hot women and cool cigarettes... what a great
start my birthday is off to!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:40 PM PST
Oh Dawn... You had me at "drink umbrella"
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:41 PM PST
Glad to be of service, Dave... you're blankety-blank-th
birthday should be fun!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:43 PM PST
100th COMMENT!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:43 PM PST
Oh, and Dave... if your celebrating with drinks today...
be sure and have a bourbon for me.... girls aren't the only ones who should
practise technique on a drink straw.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:43 PM PST
Let's do some math here....
If Dave was born in the year of the goat....
I'd say that means heee's....
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:44 PM PST
Seventy-six years old??
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:45 PM PST
Awwww, Cici... we slantees have each other!
Now you are the comment queen... I'll be this makes you numero uno blog.
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:45 PM PST
Once again, Dawn offers wise advice!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:45 PM PST
Weeeeee... 100th comment!!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:46 PM PST
Dave's remarkably well preserved.
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:47 PM PST
....and by well preserved, I mean pickled...
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:48 PM PST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
cici visit blog
Aug 17, 2007 | 1:49 PM PST
And with that gem from Dawn, I must sign off...
Happy Birthday again, Dave!
xoxoxo!
Dawn, I rub myself all over you! Mwwah!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:49 PM PST
Glad you like that joke ;-)
Bye Cici!!! I'm getting sweaty thinking of your hot body!
I think we lost our birthday boy, anyway...
See ya later!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:54 PM PST
Last Word.
Ha!
DawnAkemi
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Aug 17, 2007 | 1:57 PM PST
Okay, Dave... you can have the last word... seeing its
your birthday and all.....
Oh, wait a minute... my comment here must be the last word... ooops!
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videowilliams
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Aug 17, 2007 | 2:04 PM PST
No, really, you can have it.
Not.
.
Melodie
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Aug 18, 2007 | 3:47 PM PST
Word